版主今天要講解一段老美的脫口秀。這段脫口秀是關於 Talk dirty (粗話連篇)，內容十分爆笑，但是內容為限制級，兒童不宜。版主整理段子中的重要單字，請網友參考英文講解內容。

◎ Talk dirty = 爆粗口

◎ Take that you bitch. 來吧，賤貨 ！

◎ little whore = 小淫婦
You little whore. You know you want it.

◎ right on = a response of agreement 來吧！
Oh, right on! Fuck ya!

◎ Old peopel talk clean. 老一輩說話很直接。

◎ Take that you nincompoop. 來吧，蠢貨！
nincompoop = a silly, no brain fool

◎ You know you want it, you blockhead. C’mon. 你知道你想要被幹，賤貨！
blockhead = 1. stupid person 2. someone who gives head to the whole block (替整條街的男人口交的賤貨)
give head = perfrom oral sex (fellatio) on a man 吹喇叭；口交 

◎ That feels good.  there you macaroni ears. 真爽，賤人
macaroni ears = 古早罵人的話，參考下面的老美解釋
What does it mean when someone call you a “beetle head”?
I think its the same as when people say “hey! potato face!” or “macaroni ears” or “nincompoop”. Just one of those old timey insults nobody uses anymore.

◎ Who’s your daddy? 誰是你老爸 (男人在做愛時隨口講的粗話) 
      Who’s your granddaddy? 誰是你爺爺
      What’s my name. Tell me my name. I don’t know my name. 這不用解釋吧!

◎ That’ll be like humping droopy dog.
hump = (slang 俚語) to have sex with someone 性交
droopy dog = an old shy man who gives you a blow job (幫你吹簫的害羞的老男人) - 挖苦朋友老爸的的玩笑話 

◎ Oh, yeah. There we go! 對，就是這樣！

◎ Don’t forget to touch the bean bag.  C’mon, let’s go. 摸我的陰囊，來吧！
bean bag = scrotum 陰囊

◎ C’mon, Pancake head! 這也是罵人的髒話

◎ Take it to the base.  = 直搗黃龍；達到高潮
有人以棒球的壘包來表示與愛人親熱的程度，比如一壘是牽牽手，二壘是接吻，三壘是法式深吻加撫摸，本壘就是直搗黃龍，homer！

◎ Oh, I’m done.  = 我已經來了 (我射了)

◎ I’m going to the master bedroom I’m going now. 我得去廁所。

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