版主今天介紹一則老美的脫口秀，名為 “The TJ Maxx Nightmare” (商場購物惡夢) ，演出者為 Sebastian Maniscalco。

♣ I went to TJ Maxx. Anybody’s been to this nightmare?

What do you? You own the joy? Yeah! 

 

♣ I walked in a TJ. I thought I walked in to downtown Beirut.
(我走進 TJ，我以為走到貝魯特市中心。)

I though a bomb went off at the store. Everything is on the floor.
 (我以為有炸彈在那裡爆炸，全部的東西都散落一地。)

 

♣  How were they shopping at that store?
(顧客是怎樣在那店裡買東西的呢？)

Hey, this is not my size… *throws* 

 

♣ I went looking for jeans. I heard they have cheap jeans at TJ.

Some in the store shopping… I found a pair… at Housewares. 
(有人在地上翻找牛仔褲。結果在家庭用品區找到牛仔褲。)

 

♣  Went to the underwear section. All the underwear is boxed. The boxes have been ripped open so many times. They’ve got the duct tape and have them shut. You don’t know what you were buying. I took the gamble.
(內褲的包裝盒撕破了又撕，然後用膠帶封起來，根本不知道自己買的是什麼。)
  
CK (Calvin Klein) boxer briefs (四角褲) for 39 cents. (39 分買一件四角內褲) 

I brought them home. I cut the box open. It was a set of forks. (要買內褲，結果買到一組叉子。)

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