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英文笑話 (2) – 大白鯊
撰文者: Wayne 發表日期: September 19, 2010 – 1:06 pm

版主今天介紹一則關於大白鯊的笑話,多看笑話可以自然而然學習英文的敘事邏輯,進而奠定堅實的英文基礎。

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Two great white sharks swimming in the  ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

“Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. 

“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”  And they did. 

“Well done, son!   Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.”  And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.  

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t  we just eat them all at first?  Why did we swim around and around them?”

His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside! ” 

 

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(中文翻譯)

有兩隻大白鯊在海中巡游,暗中窺探船難的生還者。

鯊魚父親跟鯊魚兒子說:「跟我來!」這兩隻鯊魚便游向人群。

「我們先露出鰭頂,繞著他們來回游幾圈。」它們就這樣來回游。

「兒子,幹得好!我們現在露出全部的鰭,再繞著他們游幾圈。」它們又這樣來回游。

「現在把他們都吃了。」這兩隻鯊魚便吃了所有人。

飽食一頓之後,鯊魚兒子問道:「爸!為什麼我們不一開始就把人吃掉?還要一直在他們旁邊游來游去。」

聰明的鯊魚父親回答:「人把屎嚇出來之後比較好吃啊!」

 

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