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英文笑話 (3) – 酒吧笑話
撰文者: Wayne 發表日期: September 30, 2010 – 5:28 am

版主今天介紹一則關於酒吧的笑話,多看笑話可以自然而然學習英文的敘事邏輯,進而奠定堅實的英文基礎。

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A Confident Man

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’

‘No’, he replies, ‘I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.’

The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’

‘It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ‘ he explains.

‘What’s it telling you now?’

‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties…’

The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!’

The man explains, ‘Damn thing must be an hour fast.’

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translation

(中文翻譯)

《自信的男人》

有個非常自信的男人走進酒吧,在一位貌美的女子旁邊坐了下來。他稍微瞄了一下女人,便若無其事地看了一會兒手錶。

女人注意到這點,問道:「你的女伴遲到了嗎?」

男人回答:「不是,我剛買了這隻最先進的手錶,剛才在測試它。」

女人一聽,感到好奇,又問:「最先進的手錶?它有何特別之處?」

男人答道:「這隻手錶可以透過阿法波與我心電感應。」

「那它現在跟你說什麼?」

「嗯,它說你沒穿內褲。」

女人格格笑道:「你的手錶鐵定壞了,我有穿內褲。」

男人罵道:「媽的,這隻錶快了一小時。」

 

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