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英文笑話 (5) – 亞當與夏娃
撰文者: Wayne 發表日期: October 21, 2010 – 7:07 am

版主今天介紹一則關於亞當與夏娃的笑話,多看笑話可以自然而然學習英文的敘事邏輯,進而奠定堅實的英文基礎。

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Adam and Eve

After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.”

Adam answered, “Yes, Lord, but what is a ‘kiss’?” The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable.”

The Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now, I’d like you to caress Eve.” And Adam said, “What is a ‘caress’?” So, the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss.”

The Lord said, “You’ve done well Adam. And now, I want you to make love to Eve.” And Adam asked, “What is ‘make love’, Lord?” So, the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, “Lord, what is a ‘headache’?”

(source) http://www.pauldenton.co.uk/page36.htm

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(中文翻譯)

《亞當與夏娃》

新世界誕生幾天之後,上帝把亞當叫了過去,對他說:「你跟夏娃應該要開始在地上繁衍後代了,所以我要你親她。」

亞當回答:「遵命,主人,但什麼是『親吻』呢?」上帝稍微向亞當解釋了一下,亞當隨後便牽著夏娃的手,把她帶到附近的樹叢裡。幾分鐘之後,亞當從樹叢出來,說道:「感謝主,那真是爽快。」

上帝又說:「亞當,我想你應該會喜歡的。我現在要你去愛撫夏娃。」亞當問道:「什麼是『愛撫』呢?」上帝又向亞當稍微解釋了一下。亞當便跑到樹叢後方去找夏娃。好幾分鐘之後,亞當又再度現身,他滿臉笑容,說道:「主啊,這比親吻更加舒服。」

上帝回答:「亞當,你做得很好。我現在要你跟夏娃做愛。」亞當問道:「主啊,什麼是『做愛』呢?」上帝又向亞當指點迷津。亞當又去找樹叢後方的夏娃。然而,這次亞當不到兩秒便現身,問道:「主啊,什麼是『頭痛』呢?」

 

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Can you imagine how many kids I would have had if I hadn’t faked headaches?

 

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