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英文笑話 (6) – 給老婆的電子郵件
撰文者: Wayne 發表日期: December 27, 2010 – 10:19 am

版主今天介紹一則關於電子郵件的笑話,多看笑話可以自然而然學習英文的敘事邏輯,進而奠定堅實的英文基礎。

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E-mail To Wife

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Reached Safely
Date: 21 st July, 2004

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones. I’ve just reached safely and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was …

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(中文翻譯)

《給老婆的電子郵件》

有個男人入住旅館後,發現房間有台電腦,於是便決定給老婆寫封電子郵件。不過,他不小心打錯郵件地址,沒發現這項錯誤便寄出郵件。

那時,在另一個地方有位寡婦剛從丈夫的喪禮回到家。她打開郵件信箱,想查看親友來信。這位寡婦看完第一封郵件之後便暈倒了。她的兒子衝到房間查看,發現母親躺在地上,電腦螢幕顯示下面的訊息:

收件者:親愛的老婆
主旨:我已經平安抵達
日期:2004 年 7 月 21 日

收到我的信,你應該會很吃驚。這裡有電腦讓我們可以寫信給親人。我剛剛平安抵達這裡,入住手續也已經辦好。目前ㄧ切都準備妥當,就等你明天前來。我迫不及待到時能夠見到妳!希望妳跟我ㄧ樣旅途平安…。

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