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英文笑話 (8) – 蘋果電腦
撰文者: Wayne 發表日期: March 24, 2011 – 5:39 am

版主今天介紹一則關於蘋果電腦的笑話,這則笑話流傳許久,網友可以從中學習到自然英文的敘事方式,進而奠定堅實的英文基礎。

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Apple’s iBoob

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple. Everyone is happy now.

(source) http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/126579.html

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(中文翻譯)

《蘋果的 iBoob》

蘋果電腦今天宣佈,他們已研發出能夠置入女人隆乳的電腦晶片,可以去儲存並播放高音質音樂。

依照喇叭的尺寸,iBoob 的售價將介於美金 499 元到 699 元之間。

這項產品是劃時代的創舉,女人不會再抱怨男人總是盯著她們的胸部卻懶得聆聽她們的心聲了。

感謝蘋果電腦,這下子大家都能稱心如意了!

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