header-pic
英文笑話 (9) – 關於男人
撰文者: Wayne 發表日期: April 11, 2011 – 7:05 am

版主今天介紹一則關於男人的笑話 (男人十二問),多看笑話可以自然而然學習英文的敘事邏輯,進而奠定堅實的英文基礎。

emac-fun-64x64

Answers to questions about men
1 .
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
2.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are..
3.
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them forever.
4.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
5.
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!
6.
Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don’t know. I’ve never seen either.
7.
Question: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Answer: 1) no mind 2) no business
8.
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
9.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
10.
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
11.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Answer: Exchange him…
12.
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

(source) http://www.citehr.com/119070-its-called-men.html#axzz1Anixf3PN


translation

(中文翻譯)

1. 問:男人跟小狗有何不同? 答:小狗會長大。

2. 問:為什麼男人總是看起來很蠢? 答:因為他們的確很蠢。

3. 問:男人跟磁磚有何共通點? 答:一開始就把他們搞定 (擺設好),以後你就可以踩到他們頭上。

4. 問:從飛機上把男人跟磚塊丟出來,哪樣會先著地? 答:懶得去想。

5. 問:上帝創造男人之後說了什麼? 答:我應該可以做得更好!然後,祂創造了女人!!

6. 問:聰明的男人跟幽浮有什麼不一樣? 答:我哪知道,兩者我都沒見過。

7. 問:有哪兩種原因可以解釋為什麼男人管不好自己的事情? 答:1.男人沒心去管 2.男人根本沒有自己的事情

8. 問:為什麼摩西會在曠野徘徊四十年? 答:因為即便那個時候,男人也不肯去問路。

9. 問:男人跟豬有何不同? 答:豬喝醉後不會變成男人…

10. 問:為何男人會追求他不想娶的女人呢? 答:這就跟狗ㄧ樣,它們會追車子,卻沒有打算要開車。

11. 問:男人如果認為自己是上帝的禮物,你會如何處置他? 答:把他拿去交換東西。

12. 問:為什麼男人喜歡聰明的女人? 答:相反特質的吸引


website_logo_2

© 英語學習網站《天地無用》- 狂飆英語的樂園





學習類別:  

Comments are closed.