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英文笑話 (10) – 祖父母的答錄機訊息
撰文者: Wayne 發表日期: April 27, 2011 – 3:05 am

版主今天介紹一則朋友轉寄的笑話,是關於阿公阿嬤的電話答錄機內容。

Life is short, so break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

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“Good morning… At present we are not at home. But please leave your message after you hear the beep..
「早安!我們現在無法接聽電話,聽到「嗶」聲後請留言…

beeeeeppp …
嗶…

If you are one of our chidren, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8:
如果你是我的兒子,先按1,再從選項 1 到 8 來選擇

If you need us to stay with the children, press 1
假如你要我們去陪孫子,按 1;

If you want to borrow the car, press 2
如果你要跟我們借車,按 2;

If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3
如果你要我們幫你洗衣服與燙衣服,按 3:

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4
若是你要讓孫子到我們這裡過夜,按 4;

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5
假若你要我們到學校接孫子,按 5;

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 6
如果你要我們禮拜天替你做飯,或是把飯菜用快遞送到你家,按 6;

If you want to come to eat here, press 7
假如你現在要過來吃飯,按 7;

If you need money, press 8
若是你需要錢,按 8;

If you are going to invite us to dinner or taking us to the theater, start talking,
如果你要請我們去吃晚餐或者去看戲,請直接說話…

we are listening!
我們正在聽!


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